Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 02, 2023

“People who bought this product on Amazon also bought: Swedish p*n*s pumps and vibrating beads.”

Fix a flat

CAUTION, repeated use of this product may turn you green.

My uncle once stole some Viagra. He’s a hardened criminal.

Oh, dear.

Because he is such a short-for-Richard.

He does look a little lighter green!!!!!!

Of his derriere?

“I wouldn’t touch your half-foot poooooooole!”

Of all the things I thought I’d see today, Grinch tuchus wasn’t one of them. I never would’ve thought he’d be packing such a plump peach! ☺️

Watch out Max!!! Lol