Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for December 11, 2023

With cream cheese and lox. Yum!

Now I’m hungry.

Leave him the hole

The problem with bagels is a whole lot like golf. Everyone wants a hole in one!

Shmear me!

She left him because she has a hole in her heart.

She smelled donuts on his breath.

I could go for a nice toasted everything bagel, buttered, with smoked salmon, cream cheese, thinly sliced red onion, and capers.

The trouble started when they tried to get a rise out of each other.

Sorry, Dough Boy…. looks like your Lox has run out.

Yumm. For 3 years we lived in Stow, Ohio, and stopped regularly on the way to drop lads off to school for Brueggers Bagels, everything bagel with creme cheese and lox. Never found a bagle worth going back for seconds since I moved home to California.

Just watched “Everything, Everywhere, All at Once” a couple of days ago. Everything Bagel is the star… The collapsed star.

D’oh! Boy!

Doughboy is on his knees bagelling her to come back

Bagels always run off with the melted cream cheese!

It’s crummy when that happens.

I just made everything bagels yesterday. Yummy aroma.

You haven’t risen to the occasion so I’m outta here!!

Bagels are cement donuts.

lox o’ luck…