Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 02, 2023

I find the plight of the ink operators to be MUCH more compelling.

“I am hoping a Mountain Lion will find the big box irresistible and then eat the geese and maul my neighbors a little. I am A Wo-man With a Plan, Baby Doll!”

Boasting personal meanness and trivialities does seem to degenerate into word salad as if verbally encapsulating the speaker’s life in a moment or so.

Reddit · r/NoStupidQuestions 910+ comments · 3 years ago

In an emergency, is it safe to eat the geese at my local park?

The short answer is yes, they’d be safe to eat. To put it simply, geese are made out of 100% goose.

She is an environmental criminal. That box should be sectioned into pieces no larger than 3’X3’ and placed in recycling.

Greta Thorn Birds will arrive shortly to box her ears.

Nice hat.

Good Lord!!

If you think the geese are nervous, imagine what the turkeys are going through!

Plot twist.

Totally getting into the Christmas spirit. And goose for Christmas dinner.

…it’s as if someone is spying in on my private life…

…just got a BLACK FRIDAY 65" jumbo tv for $228.⁰⁰ …

…worth every penny…

..putting the jumbo sized box for pickup scared me…

…thinking the thieves thing…

…sliced the box up into city trash bag size pieces…

…though it took four bags…

…and set out the bags on pickup day…

…of course if we have our blinds open…

…anyone can see the tv…

…and…

…seriously…

…who is going to risk internment…or worse …

…for a Tv now-a-days?…

…people walk right out of some stores with them …

…and some places don’t even prosecute…

…some used to even walk back in for a refund…

…saying they forgot their receipt…

…and they give them the cash back…

…or would it be ‘just give them the cash?…

…meanwhile…

… they check my receipt…

…and all I’ve bought is Vienna sausages & yogurt…

…no wonder the ink operators are nervous that they are going to get eaten by the cheese…

The ink operators had it coming, if you ask me. Now, I hate to wish anything harsh, especially anything to do with geese nibbling on people, but the ink environmental rules were last updated in 1975! Come on, get with it!

Ha! That empty box attracted all the stray cats in the neighborhood and my neighbor is out there feeding them milk and cat food. Now the meeces from the neighborhood are coming by for the food and the cats are going wild…what a kerfuffle! Saw a gaggle of geese fly by and dive bomb at the neighbor who was putting the garbage out, trying to lift his printer and all the ink cartridges fell out all over the drive! Those geese were vicious trying to get at the ink, and meeces and then the cats were having a hissy fit because the geese were getting the meeces. A vicious circle escapade continued through the night until the garbage truck came and hauled all their @sses away!

From an Ink operator job description: “Your responsibilities in this career may also include the set up of peripheral features, such as a tabber” …!

( if you’re unable to do that, your goose is cooked )

I love the look and composition of this comic!

Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight…

This is brilliant—in a twisted way. And I agree with @DaveWhamond. I love the composition of this comic.

The lady is clever, but also smug, self-satisfied, and not a Good Neighbor!

As for the geese, I would pity them as the victims of a Dada Twist, except that they are fully capable of taking care of themselves and harassing the heck out of the one who made them uncomfortable….