Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for December 15, 2023

His body defies science.

Rodney Danderfield’s estate attorneys would like a word.

They told him he needed to die first. He wasn’t quite ready for that.

But thanks for thinking of us anyway

Maybe you have a kidney to spare?

Liver too soaked?

ba dum tss

I said I’d give my brain to science. After the last “follow the science” I figured even my poor excuse for a brain was better than what they had.

I’m leaving my body to geography.

Did Zack find mom’s weed? He looks a bit “Chinese eyed”!

Surprisingly, or perhaps not, there are standards for bodies to be donated, and different uses have different requirements. Bodies donated for medical students probably have the highest standard, whereas bodies to be placed outside to quantify rates of deterioration don’t need to be quite so complete.

Gotta be dead first……

Science can always find some use for a body, even as a bad example.

Even scientists have standards…