Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 16, 2023

someone put these 2 in jail

The ER is about to admit several cases of food poisoning.

Just consider the fact that Die Hard is Christmassy.

There’s worse things one can put in cookies. I might try one with parsley, but I would have to draw the line at cilantro.

Look at this scrub who’s never had cilantro lime shortbread.

There are facets of cookies that some never know about.

cilantro is green. sounds christmasy to me

How did their poor assesses get ingredients, much less cilantro?!

Cilantro is the same thing as coriander. I don’t know why it has two different names.

Maybe some paprika? That’s festive.

Has Agnes ever actually done ANY research for ANY of her projects? She’s a very strange combination of minimal effort and try, try again.

I’d draw the line at curry powder

Mixification can cause problems. :)

It doesn’t turn out you can always call Christmas fruitcake

be adventurous, try a pinch of fenugreek…