(I work in technical support for a UK ISP. This conversation takes place outside of work between me and a friend who uses the same ISP for home phone and broadband.)
Friend: “[ISP] is rubbish; the speeds are so slow. Can you have a look at it?”
Me: “Yeah. I mean, I can’t do much about it when I’m not at work, but I’ll have a look. Have you rung tech support?”
Friend: “Yeah, they hung up on me.”
Me: “What?”
Friend: “They asked me to unplug my microfilter, and they hung up on me.”
Me: “Wait a minute. They hung up? Were you ringing from your house phone?”
Friend: “Yes.”
Me: “The house phone that uses the same microfilter you unplugged.”
Friend: “Yeah.”
Me: “And then they hung up on you?”
Friend: “Yes.”
Me: “You can’t see where I’m going with this, can you?”
Friend: pauses “No.”
Me: “You’re an idiot. Ring them back on your mobile this time, and don’t hang up on yourself this time.”
(The really worrying thing is that he is now an IT Technician in a school.)
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
From NOTALWAYSRIGHT:
No Hangups In Telling Your Friends The Truth
(I work in technical support for a UK ISP. This conversation takes place outside of work between me and a friend who uses the same ISP for home phone and broadband.)
Friend: “[ISP] is rubbish; the speeds are so slow. Can you have a look at it?”
Me: “Yeah. I mean, I can’t do much about it when I’m not at work, but I’ll have a look. Have you rung tech support?”
Friend: “Yeah, they hung up on me.”
Me: “What?”
Friend: “They asked me to unplug my microfilter, and they hung up on me.”
Me: “Wait a minute. They hung up? Were you ringing from your house phone?”
Friend: “Yes.”
Me: “The house phone that uses the same microfilter you unplugged.”
Friend: “Yeah.”
Me: “And then they hung up on you?”
Friend: “Yes.”
Me: “You can’t see where I’m going with this, can you?”
Friend: pauses “No.”
Me: “You’re an idiot. Ring them back on your mobile this time, and don’t hang up on yourself this time.”
(The really worrying thing is that he is now an IT Technician in a school.)
(Not my story)StephenRice 10 months ago
I saw Jesus yesterday. He had a tattoo that said, “Born to raze Hell!”
Cornelius Noodleman 10 months ago
I think I’ll get a tattoo that says tattoo.
Knightman Premium Member 10 months ago
Did he get from a Deli!!!
wirepunchr 10 months ago
The oysterman has a tattoo, Born to Raise Shell .
gammaguy 10 months ago
That CEO was former in the Dell?
Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member 10 months ago
Ok, this one was really well done!
ladykat 10 months ago
I was going to get a tattoo on my wrist to commemorate my late husband. I may or may not.
ChessPirate 10 months ago
A Reanimator obsessed with bringing back the actor who played Mr. Roper on “Three’s Company” has a tattoo that says “Born to Raise Fell”…
( ͡ ͚ ͚ʖ ͡ )
dbrucepm 10 months ago
tattoo on the neck, oh Dell no!
FassEddie 10 months ago
“Dude! You got a Dell!” A dopey ad from a dopey company.
PoodleGroomer 10 months ago
I’ve Been Microchipped
Spiffy 10 months ago
I have a tattoo that says “Poor impulse control.” Of course, ALL tattoos say that.
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
Everyone in Turkey Knuckle has a neck tattoo …!
( the Dell you say )
mr_sherman Premium Member 10 months ago
One dell tattoo is a gateway to another.