Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 15, 2023

Low brow humor……

Well bless my sole.

He was a Heel raiser!!!

Spirits isn’t the only thing he lifted.

She had to ask?!?

Well – It was hard to read the fine print.

“I once knew a cartoonist who came up with the most awful word jokes. He had a funny tattoo, though.”

“What did it say?”

“Born to raise smell…” (Brett, I do not mean that! ☺)

A taxi driver’s tattoo says, “Born to raise hail.”

A Southern farmer’s tattos says, “Born to raise kale.”

I’m sure it was meant to be Born to raise H. E. L. L. !

bite your tongue

and for all his customers there was heel to pay…

And a cheese maker’s tattoo: Born to raise Helvetia.

he wasn’t good at it, all heel broke loose

And an old-time seaman’s tattoo: “Born to raise sail.”

The tattoo of a father with twelve sons: “Born to raise male.”

That joke doesn’t belong here, it’s not the right platform.