Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for December 16, 2023

Talking smaller small talk.

Change to locks…

Smart!

It’d be cheaper to just change the locks, like my parents did. Especially with current housing market.

My parents sold the house and moved . . . while I was in Vietnam. I didn’t know about it until my letters home were returned. I had to write to a neighbor to ask what happened, and they gave me the new address.

Atta boy……

Said Mr. and Mrs. Teitelbaum

We tried childproofing the house, but they kept finding their way back in.

and let’s not leave a forwarding address either……..

and don’t leave a forwarding address…and change your name…and………