FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 01, 2024

“Meatloaf smeatloaf double beetloaf….”

This is really getting old.

Stuffed beetloaf! With what filling would one stuff a beetloaf?

Tell her the home is not a restaurant, and if she’d like something else she can (a) go buy what she needs and (b) prepare it herself. And remind the spoiled brat that management is not responsible for damaged goods. If she’s not happy with the arrangement, she may find other accommodation.

Tums.

Revenge is best left cold.

Milking guilt for all it’s worth.

Meatloaf smeetloaf double beetloaf. I hate beetloaf. (with apologies to Ralphie in A Christmas Story.)

Better response: “Two options, daughter-who-left-said-picture-out-instead-of-putting-it-in-a-safe-place: take it or leave it.”

OK, enough already. This story is played out, conclude it please

Paige is milking this for all it’s worth.

Andy has a talent for making the most ungodly food combinations even more terrible than one can imagine. Might as well put it in the blender and drink to your health. Down the hatch, laddies!

She’ll make sure you eat healthy even if it kills you! ;-p

My girl friend has that just before we have $ex.

Play it up, Paige! She owes you.

Andy is setting a really bad precedent

I’ve one thing to say to beetloaf. Beet it!

Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beetloaf. I hate meatloaf.

My mom wouldn’t let my anger affect her that long. She’d either help me get a replacement or something else then tell me to drop it if I kept acting like Paige. If she got the Nordstrom bracelet in the last panel then Andy made it up to her. Heck she’d even go as far as tell me to grow up and get over it.

Considering what shrimp does to my digestive system, I’ll take the beetloaf, please.

She is gonna milk this to the very limit. :-)

One of the strips that ran on for a bit too long…

Milk it Paige. And real cow’s milk, not something from a nut, legume or vegetable.