FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 02, 2024

Guilt will only go so far… to be continued.

Guilt. The gift that keeps on giving.

Paige is on her way to a good ol’ fashioned tanning of the posterior end, if she doesn’t KNOCK IT OFF!!

Okay, that’s it! Paige! There was nothing stopping you from carrying that stupid photo in your purse! And Andy! You need to start punishing Jason ever time his iguana gets loose!

Andy, just accept responsibility and just replace that autographed photo. Plus, punish Jason for allowing Quincy to destroy it in the first place. #smh

“Oh, mother-who-ruined-my-daughter’s-life! Come back to bed! Daddy needs snuggles!”

My mom concentrated on the “get over it” side of things and let the nuns take care of instilling guilt.

Ok, Paige, lemme pull ’em out, first!

Milk it, Paige. And speaking of milk, make sure it comes from an animal, not a nut, vegetable or legume.

I also worry that Paige is dragging out this tedious storyline way, way too long.

Oh, sorry, the arc doesn’t end today after all.

Roger is actually being sensible. Will wonders never cease!

OMG Paige, GET OVER IT! You could have hidden it in your room somewhere so Quincy couldn’t get to it. It’s not your Mom’s fault! DEAL WITH IT and MOVE ON!!

Mr. Amend, I love the strip, I really do. But many of us have had enough of Paige and her guilt trip on her mother. Could you please move to another story line please?