Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 20, 2023

Poncho!! You are on the wrong side!

“Why on earth would someone soak a rope in kerosene?” McAuley Culkin lights a match…

To be fair, the bandits are the underdogs.

Leo did this just yesterday in Scary Gary.

Wow! Never took Poncho for a kid-hater!

Figures. The kid doesn’t have a dog so obviously not canine lover.

I’ve never seen that movie. I have no desire to…

I saw a funny meme a few days ago that said that the kid grew up to be Jigsaw, the serial killer with a fondness for death puzzles.

Poncho and Chesney (perfect pairing).

Crossover time.

Doesn’t everybody root for the bandits over McAwfully Cutekin?

“Pancho was a bandit boy | His horse was fast as polished steel | He wore his gun outside his pants | For all the honest world to feel”

I’ve never seen the movie, but I’ve always loved comical villains like Dick Dastardly, Boris Badenov, Snidely Whiplash, Mojo Jojo, Vizzini…

Surprise, surprise.

Despite having never seen the movie, I seem to know exactly what the scenes are. So much advertising!