Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 18, 2023

Check with Rudolph. I hear he has a nose for that sort of thing.

Oy.

I can’t like this. Groan

Yes Ralph, the reindeer in question is RUDEolph.

Somebody got into the cookie jar last night…

Pole dancing gingerbread cookies and topless reindeer? Sounds like sump’n I’ve seen on my credit card statement!!

I can’t see those reindeer hooves working out well for a lap dance!

where do you stuff the dollar bills?

Have fun, gingerbread man! Don’t freeze your cojones off!

This stripper ‘takes it all off’ by losing limbs?

The audience left…

Do reindeer poop while in flight ???

Gasp! Ginger-Spice swirls around the pole ….snap to it….

Where’s this topless reindeer they speak of? Prancer dancer?

I saw a sign like this once in a ripper bar in Timmins while enroute to Kidd creek Mines in the 80’s. Her name was not Lola.

Hold me closer topless reindeer.

Another of those reindeer is a prancer. And what about that vixen?

Very funny, Ginger is a great stage name!

Topless reindeer destination?

Lapland …!

“Ginger”. She’s here all week.

IF that’s Dancer, where are prancer and Vixen?

They actually have a striped pole at the South Pole, but they have to move it once a year to allow for the movement of the glacier.

The law is after you bad gingerbread man, run away and run fast.

No topless reindeer, Ralph!

Her professional name is Ginger Bread.