Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 17, 2023

My laptop is the opposite, too nervous and skittish!!!

No it’s a Social Network

Eh must be Facebot. Or maybe Googly eyes Bot. Or maybe Being Bot too.

It only uses “http”.

LOL!!

I heard the laptop takes on the personality of its owner.

Not only is he seeing other tabs, he’s in an open relationship with them.

“And, you remember Hal? I saw him at the mall the other day, and he wouldn’t even open the pod bay door for me. The nerve!”

Secure is a definitely relative term in computer jargon……

There seem to be some technical “issues”.

Sound a bit insecure to me, better run a virus scan.

It’s infested with doubtware.

“No, I said it was encrypted.”

Well, it’s certainly insecure. And prone to jealousy.

Must be a “secure” female website, lol.