Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 21, 2023

You need to find a new person to banter with.

You hung burnt out light strings with care

Wanna guess?

I’ve heard this conversation before.

You breathed?

Wife: Guess what I did today?Me: Oh, I don’t know. Hit another mailbox?Wife: How did you know?

No is his favorite way to banter……

Oh man! I gotta remember that one!!

He can’t banter, the teleprompter is out.

Stan is definitely in the holiday spirit, grinchy.

Banter?

Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how’s your father. Hairy blighter dicky-birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper’s and caught his can in the Bertie.