When I was a kid… my brother and I would take a sewing pin and poke a small hole near the corner of a present. Tiny pin-hole to find out what it was! We would see what was the gift and know if we wanted to open it first or last. First gifts were the ones you are to look super appreciative, “Oh! Wow! Just what I need! 100 pairs of socks!” Last gifts are the ones you are going to enjoy for the next couple of months!
j_m_kuehl 10 months ago
Shake, rattle and shatter . . . must be glass
Cornelius Noodleman 10 months ago
Those presents better start walking to my Christmas tree!
Jeffin Premium Member 10 months ago
You shook me all night long.
Doug K 10 months ago
Can I just pick you up?
Can I shake you?
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
My tag says DO NOT OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS, so NO you can not peek!
P51Strega 10 months ago
He’ll get wrapped in the nose saying things like that.
I Mad Am I 10 months ago
When I was a kid… my brother and I would take a sewing pin and poke a small hole near the corner of a present. Tiny pin-hole to find out what it was! We would see what was the gift and know if we wanted to open it first or last. First gifts were the ones you are to look super appreciative, “Oh! Wow! Just what I need! 100 pairs of socks!” Last gifts are the ones you are going to enjoy for the next couple of months!
Relative: Hello…?
Me waving vaguely: Yah… yah… Halo…
dbrucepm 10 months ago
you need to buy it a drink first