Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 24, 2024

That’s very “funny, money”.

We’re still making money on the deal.

Fresh off the press, haven’t even cut the sheets yet!

It’s now a cash cow.

Hope it was fake mercedes eh.

That’s funny!

British pound notes are printed on transparent plastic… My bank card CVV number changes hourly…

No problem. It wasn’t a real Mercedes. It was a copy. A French counterfeit called a Merde-Cedes.

He’ll be saying, “Mercy, poor Ryan!”

AND, I’m retiring to the tropics!

Ohhhh, I guess that makes him a “used” car salesman! … nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Salesman of the Year…

I wouldn’t have done that.

The managers about to have a counterfeit.

Hard to believe that method of counterfeiting actually worked at one time. I remember reading about a crew that only made dollar bills. They then would use them to empty every change maker machine in town. Laundromats were a preferred target. Thieves gotta stay on top of the technology.

A good friend of mine did 5 yrs. (on a 7 yr. sentence) for counterfeiting $100 dollar bills. They were excellent and it took the Feds a long time to catch him. The funny thing was, after doing five years, his Dad asked if he had any more of those bills….he wanted one to show his friends. Then his "idiot’’ Dad passed that bill in a poker game. Of course the Feds discovered it and knew it was his bill and back to the penitentiary he went for the two remaining years. My friend is quite the character, and to hear him tell the story is hilarious.

OY!

Uh-Oh! Looks like an inside job, but looks like the printer is working well.

I guess we’ll just have to forge ahead.

Oh the plus side you have cash cow of a copier.

Is there such a thing as a noncolor copier, these days?

What copier repair costs, he really could pay cash without counterfeiting.

that’s ok…come next payday, just pay ’im…in cash…