Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for December 23, 2023

That would be provocative & dangerous in some parts of the country!!!

What no Festivus pole!?

The very best holiday!

“Oh no! I’m sick and can’t attend (cough cough) !”

No pole, no go.

Festivus a real Holiday, not stolen from others like the Christians stole Saturnalia from the Romans and Yule Tide from Scandinavia and made up Christmas

Thanks, Dave, but I think I’ll pass on this particular holiday. I have too much to cope with right now.

That’s why I volunteer to work on holidays.

I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about!

… now I lost my train of thought!

Oh well… Happy Festivus! I’ll have to wait till after coffee to air my grievances.

Okay, for starters, we’re eating dinner out of a piece of Tupperware® again.

And only one person speaks at a time. The one holding the gun.

Festivus for the rest of us …!

( thank you Dan O’Keefe )

Atta girl…….

Wait…I thought that’s what thanksgiving was for??!

I’ve always thought that “Happy” was the wrong word to be paired with Festivus.

Happy Festivus Dave!