Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for December 19, 2023

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 12 months ago

    She’s a poet and she well knows it,

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    stillfickled Premium Member 12 months ago

    Don’t worry-I won’t!

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    PraiseofFolly  12 months ago

    I’m Noko Marie/ Don’t you dare mess with me

    Unless you want to get bitten/ ‘Cause I’m no cute cuddly kitten

    I was born in an alley/ Of a H3LL Cat called Sally

    Just one survived of the litter/ So of course I am bitter

    I knew not my father/ My mother did not bother

    To learn his breed’s name/ But she felt no shame

    He was part Wolverine/ With a Honey Badger gene

    My urine is corrosive/ My hair balls are explosive

    My claws would fell an oak/ And that is no a joke!

    If a junk yard dog is mean/ My demeanor is obscene

    I’m Noko Marie/ Don’t you dare mess with me!!

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    WaitingMan  12 months ago

    Nice kitty.

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    grocks  12 months ago

    I wouldn’t dare.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 12 months ago

    We had a cat like that. She was a rescue and would have nothing to do with me. We found out she was abused by a male in her previous home. Took 3 years for her to trust me. But the afternoon she decided to take a nap in my lap is my highlight of that year.

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    pheets  12 months ago

    Noko Marie seems to have been around a while, seen a few things, won a few fights.. Come rest here, sweet Qitty : )

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    I don’t think anybody ever dared mess with Noko Marie!

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    T...  12 months ago

    Noko Marie, Karate Kat

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