Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 11, 2024

Third Base

Bucky’s the dense one today!

who’s on first never ends in this house

3rd base!

Abbot and Costello could’nt’,ve done this any better.

I believe the Wall of China sits between these two minds

English can be a confusing language!

A real necessity if you’re serving lobsters, Bucky.

do they use people bibs.

There was an episode of “Hamish Macbeth” that featured farm raised lobsters dining on the murder victim. And I’ll not going to get into wether or not it was just desserts.

This has been another good example of why U.S. English is so hard for non-natives to learn. But at least it is not Icelandic. According to one I met, supposedly only those born into it can learn it.

Rob, don’t get involved. You should know that by now.

Much like a tired old joke: “We don’t serve women here — you have to bring your own.”

This whole arc harkens back to the old chestnut: “Waiter, do you serve crabs here?” “Yes, sir, we serve anyone, Please have a seat.” That probably goes back to vaudeville days.

I hope Bucky doesn’t freak out when he finds out that lobsters are the ones served, as food.

Who’s on first?