Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 27, 2023

Don’t worry, little girl; the bears whose porridge was foraged are on their way, and they are HONNNgry!!

Curmudgeon

There should be a lumberjack coming along soon to save you.

Beta wolf

Nah, she still a virgin, sweet as they come.

I don’t understand how stating something plain to see is “shaming”

“What little sensitivity you have.” and “What little imagination you have.”

What about her CONDIMENTS?

Little Red Riding Hood was a mean girl? Who knew?

Eatin’ good in the riding hood!