Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for January 04, 2024

Does Hawthorne love a woman that evolved from a totally different non-crab?

Sherman would have eaten him by now, but Megan put him on a low-carb diet and he thought she’d said low-crab.

I don’t believe that either.

Que the song by Poison.

I don’t want to know; they probably would want to borrow money!!

I bet those Squidos are seasoned with sea salt.

Is Hawthorne related to a lobster roll?

Love the Squidos.

He’s related to Mr. Krabb. Squidward a cousin many times forcibly removed…

All those Squiddos must have rotted Sherman’s brain enough for him to not know the meaning of “You’re not going to believe this”.

Hawthorne’s Great, Great, Grand Father was the lone survivor of a hairy beach ape crab boil.

Which famous crab is he related to? Louie or Rangoon?

You know, the name of a snack treat is never who it’s made for. It’s always who it’s made of.