Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 19, 2023

you have a keen eye for the obvious

There are few things worse than an Easter Bunny gone bad.

Please, for the love of dog, get Snoopy off that doghouse before he freezes to death.

Fun with towels again?

or, ‘bule’…

…why is a bunny on Frog Applause?…

…no…

….I said hasenpfeffer goes good with bell peppers!…

…peppers!…

…the bell choir at St. Augustine’s (All GUS teen or A gus TINS – you be the judge)…

…took care of their bells with extreme bell covers…

…some coverings were as smooth as Frog hair…

…others…

…[like shown]…

…even covered their Frog hair with rabbit hare…

…from the book of Froglandia History 1977- 2007…

…by Tim Tation Jr. …

A rabbit in Frog Applause?! Does Jim Benton’s Funny Bunny know this?! Do Rabbits Against Magic know this?! Anyway, Good One, Teresa!

Was that poor bunny caught trying to smuggle mifepristone and misoprostol into Texas?

A “bunny mule?” I am knot.

It’s an anti-lagomorph county. Demand a change of venue.

Lack of tri tri tri again. And then some. Lonesome

Angle the blacksmith.

There’s a new hit Broadway show – soon to be a movie – called “The Boys In The Contraband”.

Stay productive with a two shot Dillinger.

Hare comes the Judge.

Weird. “Bunny Mule” was the name of my band in high school.

“It appears that you are a ‘bunny mule’, for lack of a better term.” fify

Very funny, for the lack of a better term.

[Sigh] Jurisprudence once again shows its clumsiness with the language.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to drink champagne from a slipper.

An old friend of mine occasionally used stuffed toys to ship contraband.

Doesn’t this imply the smuggling of bunnies? Aren’t they already very prolific at reproduction and widely dispersed? Is this a nefarious plot of subterfuge and cunning shenanigans? I mean, what’s up Doc? Don’t bunnies get enough applause already?

The first thing I needed was a small wooden box, for the body of the sleigh. It would need a bench seat and a divider. And the sides would need to be open on the front. I could use a dowel to put a curved front on it. Even better, I could use a spool, which would be hollow. I could get all the materials easily now. Getting them to match up would be the hard part. But I had a plan for that, too. Dr. Buttchin could set me up with some Ant-Man tech. I already determined that the effects on actual objects outside of those directly affected by the X-Menerator would maintain the changes imposed on them after the inter-dimensional quantum tunnels reverted to normal space. The effects were more long-lived now, too. I would have nearly three hours where I could cut, shape and resize things. A small rotary tool would be all I needed. And he had a whole collection of those. Then I just needed to smuggle the parts back into Day Care and assemble them into the Greatest Santa’s Sleigh Ornament ever created. Now, I had a fool-proof plan.

at first i thought FA was internet advert. it has that look

Oh, get a grip on! That is clearly, clearly I say, your Stuffed Bunny’s long-used carrying “handle”, muscle-memoried into his outer form! It happens; it is the fate of all stuffed animal friends, that they should become deformed through habitual long use. Do not accuse the innocent Stuffed Bunny of being a drug transporter! Outrageous; doesn’t even measure up to being called lame!

Hare-brained humor.

Still looking for a better term. Let me go back to a previous page and see if the Canadian – English dictionary has something.

Happy Frog Applause anniversary!

Well, it’s now December 20th in my book … and FA appears to be out of toon (sic) again …

Happy Anniversary anyway, ”T” …!

( celebrate with a stewed bunny mule )

Happy GoComics Anniversary! 17 years, enough time for a cute baby to grow into a surly teenager.

Happy Anniversary, Teresa! Here’s to many more years of Lame!

Bunny Mule ….orrrr just your run of the woods Pack-Rabbit.

O.J.’s glove box… Stash and Ditch Weed.. bee pree paired.

One kind only, so yous can match, with ease.

Happy Birthday FA

What’s this, then?! Froggle Plause is getting older? A hardy happy birthday to Sister for her Fish Out of Water kind of strip!

Brass Knucklers

…what do you get when you mix a rabbit with a mule?…

…you get a jacka$$…

Rabbit Punching out of a paper bag.

…Clara Marie saw the bell inside of Handy’s pouch…

…Ace had hidden things in there before…

..so, it was no surprise…

…she wasn’t looking for presents…

…she was searching for gummies…

…Ace never knew that she snuck some of his…

…herself being so anti-marijuana and all…

…and that she snuck an occasional Oxycodone left over from when the horse bucked him…

…and he broke his arm…

…she was the good girl…

…people whispered and snickered behind her back…

…like it was a bad thing…

…but her Mom’s bell…

…when they were little…

…her and her brothers were called home many a supper time by that bell…

…who needed cellphones when Ma’ had the bell…

…he probably had to go all the way to The Woodlands to get it…

…and what did he give up to get it?…

…what did he have to get Windy to get it?…

…she tucked Handy away behind the cabinet…

…it was gonna be a good Christmas afterall…