Of course you were, Santa.
Quick grab that ho and we’ll both have fun.
Ho-Ho-Ho!
Now you know why he doesn’t wear these shoes but military boots.
Ho-Ho-Hope you weren’t lying…(or Columbo has to deal with another case of Ho-Ho-Homicide)
Sixty years (or so) I had a girl tell me that. I can remember the incident, but have completely forgotten her face and name ….
A little too much to drink from yesterday’s Speed Bump strip.
Now clean up the mess!
Little wonder he tripped, funny shoes will do that.
Another good, if imperfectly reassuring line is “I wasn’t laughing at you, I was laughing near you”.
liar!
Santa’s into elf-deprecating humor.
Santa looks so much thinner. That coat of his must add 60 pounds!
July 17, 2015
allen@home 11 months ago
Of course you were, Santa.
Jayalexander 11 months ago
Quick grab that ho and we’ll both have fun.
Doug K 11 months ago
Ho-Ho-Ho!
unfair.de 11 months ago
Now you know why he doesn’t wear these shoes but military boots.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 11 months ago
Ho-Ho-Hope you weren’t lying…(or Columbo has to deal with another case of Ho-Ho-Homicide)
HarryLime Premium Member 11 months ago
Sixty years (or so) I had a girl tell me that. I can remember the incident, but have completely forgotten her face and name ….
jel354 10 months ago
A little too much to drink from yesterday’s Speed Bump strip.
uniquename 10 months ago
Now clean up the mess!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 months ago
Little wonder he tripped, funny shoes will do that.
Kaputnik 10 months ago
Another good, if imperfectly reassuring line is “I wasn’t laughing at you, I was laughing near you”.
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
liar!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
Santa’s into elf-deprecating humor.
Smokey412 Premium Member 10 months ago
Santa looks so much thinner. That coat of his must add 60 pounds!