Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 03, 2024

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    McColl34 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Lupin + foosball table = natural combination!

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    JïllDérs(TOMGF)  11 months ago

    Better news reporters than most newsreporters on T.V.

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    uncle snipe  11 months ago

    If, no when, a bird lands on a power line. The Colonel’s secret recipe is discovered! Foosball table optional.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 11 months ago

    True. Sadly the air hockey table stops working when the power is out.

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    Le'letha Premium Member 11 months ago

    I imagine Lupin plays foosball by traditional cat rules: jumping on the table and attacking the ball while the humans wonder what they expected, really…

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    Sionyx  11 months ago

    And here I thought the crew lived in New England, not Detroit…

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    dmah Premium Member 11 months ago

    How Elvis even know about foosball tables? is there even room enough in the Woman’s home for one?

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    WelshRat Premium Member 11 months ago

    Uh, oh. It’s invisible Lupin world coming in…

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    David 42  11 months ago

    There’s always the fireplace, too

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    kaylin  11 months ago

    In my neighborhood, it’s the freaking squirrels! They love to climb up on the transformers and chew the heck out of them, at least 2 times a year!!!

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    ikini Premium Member 11 months ago

    A poster and Elvis with a pointer! And his expressive face.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 11 months ago

    We are very good at providing comfort for our feline overlords.

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    face.less_b  11 months ago

    Birds aren’t real.

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    Robin Harwood  11 months ago

    Birds are your most cunning enemy, Elvis.

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    Gent  11 months ago

    Foosball? What on earth that be? Some sorta outer space aliens game?

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  11 months ago

    Sorry, Homestyle, but your cousins are usually the cause of a lot of power issues!

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    emiesty Premium Member 11 months ago

    REVISED REPOST resolutions and hopes

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    cat19632001  11 months ago

    I know there are Elvis toe beans under those red mittens.

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    cat19632001  11 months ago

    Slightly OT – BCN calendar

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    Jungle Empress  11 months ago

    I’m still waiting for Zelda to use me as an incredibly cozy nest.

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    katey11 Premium Member 11 months ago

    OT: TK

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    christopherbacon692  11 months ago

    Water still works too, at least anywhere Ive lived

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    rs0204 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Never trust small, flying dinosaurs.

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    Katzen1415  11 months ago

    Foosball is good, but air hockey is probably out. Then again, the table would probably still make a great nap spot.

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    DorseyBelle  11 months ago

    Love Lupin’s Maine-style hat with ear flaps!

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    elhorr  11 months ago

    According to my Luvable Ex, “there is always room for a foosball table.” And, yes, there was. ;-)

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    Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago

    If a bird lands on a power line and it snaps, you are living in the wrong place or you are stealing electricity, one or the other. Now if a 737 lands on the power line and it snaps then you’re just out of luck.

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    Kitty Katz  11 months ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Tabith-Isis: We are here at the oPyramid for the opening of Table Ball season. The inaugural game will be between Iggy and Lupinium. Puckmosis, what can you tell us about the two contestants?

    Puck: It is a classic match between Order and Chaos. Lupinium is a past master of the game, but he can be distracted. If Iggy can stay focused, he has a chance of winning.

    Sometime Later

    Tabith-Isis: At the half of this exciting match we have Lupinium with a narrow lead over Iggy. Puck, your opinion?

    Puck: I think experience is the key here, Tabs. If Lupinium can keep focus, he has the definite advantage.

    Tabs: Oh, Iggy has intercepted and is running the ball into the end zone. Iggy wins on a last minute play!

    After the Game

    Tabs Congratulations on your first win, Iggy. What was your strategy?

    Iggy: Mainly to stay focused and keep my eye on the ball.

    Tabs: Lupinium, congratulations on a well fought game. Any plans for future games?

    Lupinium: I intend to stick with my strategy to go with the flow and let chaos reign.

    Tabs: There you have it. Two different but effective strategies. Back to you, Puck.

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    Le'letha Premium Member 11 months ago

    Breaking news: Elvis was right all along. offscreen Elvis: “Of course!” Birds ARE weather!

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    I remember the last great power blackout that lasted three days (it was in the summer of 2003, I believe), when Paul tried to barbecue liver for dinner as a surprise for me. I was definitely surprised, and so was half the neighbourhood.

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    diskus Premium Member 11 months ago

    Foosball? Isn’t there an app for that now?

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    bonita.eley  11 months ago

    Or a tree lands on one!!

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    uncle snipe  11 months ago

    OT: Stove Adventures

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  11 months ago

    It’s too expensive to bury power lines, until you’re constantly having to fix them. But who thinks ahead?

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    scyphi26  11 months ago

    Well, that must’ve been a shocking development for that bird, then.

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    Red Bird  11 months ago

    That reminds me. I need to find some powerlines to land on.

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    willie_mctell  11 months ago

    The human is self powered heated massage furniture.

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    Fennec! at the Disco  11 months ago

    The yard kitten

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    dputhoff62  11 months ago

    Now I wish I had a foosball table!

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    mepowell  11 months ago

    Late message from Georgia: “Mommy’s Special Boy went back to the vet tonight with tummy troubles again! Poor dude. Luckily this time we’re all pretty sure what can help him, since last time he recovered so strongly. The whole crew is back on probiotics and pumpkin (mixed into their food, with some water to help hydrate him). My vet also gave Elvis an antibiotics shot and some fluids. He is resting at home—annoyed and lumpy thanks to the fluids, but fairly content otherwise.”

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    GojiTheKing  2 months ago

    YO THEY HAVE A FOOSBALL TABLE?

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