Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 03, 2024

I tried doing this once in the military (the 70’s) and was ORDERED to stop.

I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation.

I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

You know what they say about the food at meditation centers?

It may not take up all your stomach but it will always keep your mind full.

After teaching a wolf meditation

It became aware wolf.

What do you call the art of Freezer meditation?

Fro-zen!

What does the electrician say when he meditates?

Oooohm!

Waldo should meditate more.

Maybe then he could find himself.

My meditative friend just got hired as a stewardess for United Airlines…

She’s now on a higher plane of existence!

What do you call a meditating bear?

Yogi

A monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, the river flows with a breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. The monk exhales “Ooooomm”. He repeats this until a noise, very faint, breaks his chant.

“moo.”

The monk stops for a moment but, without changing his position, dismisses it. “Ooooooommm.” He begins again.

He’s interrupted again, “moooo.”

The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. “Kind cow,” the monk says, “please do not interrupt my meditation.”

The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.

“Oooooommmm-”

Even louder, “Mmmooooooooo.”

“Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill.”

The monk continues again, “Oooooooommmm-”

“MMMmmoooooooooooO!” The cow exclaims.

The monk stands up angrily, “Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?”

The cow replies, “Because you’re saying it backwards!”

He’s mind travelling.

But what he’d really like to do is mediate!

I wandered long on dark roads of which i will not speak…naked i was sent back for a time to complete my…sentence.

Free spirit!!!!!

Time flies when you’re having fun.

D’Oh!

“Adventures of a wandering mind” by Spook…

“Next time you mind leaves, tell it to bring back some pizza.” -Balrog SF the movie

He’s using the force.

Wizard of Id and Get Fuzzy group meditation.

Deja Vu…

It is possible to find peace even in a dire situation.

Meanwhile over at the Psych Ward they’re not all there.

I try to get 8 hours of sleep each day. I make my bed as comfortable as possible. At least 1/3 of my day is at maximum comfort.