Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 06, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  10 months ago

    Extraterrestrial “ransomware”.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago

    They’re clearly not properly briefed on diversity abduction.

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    Yakety Sax  10 months ago

    Would you like a complimentary cookbook?

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    BigBoy  10 months ago

    Zogdar TSA

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    jr1234  10 months ago

    Where are all the people who claimed on Coast to Coast AM that they have been abducted.

    Tell us your stories on here.

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    Tigressy  10 months ago

    I highly recommend the movie “Paul”. – Not necessarily strip-related, but fun.

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    Tigressy  10 months ago

    “As for married couples – you lucky Zorks!”

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    mourdac Premium Member 10 months ago

    Is there an express line, 10 abductees or less?

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    Nuliajuk  10 months ago

    If you’re arrested at this spaceport, do you get probation?

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    If this is what abductees that are ready for probing and processing look like, what are the abductees like if they’re not ready for probing and processing?

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Is it karma when a proctologist gets abducted by the greys?

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    formathe  10 months ago

    I once went to a party in Brampton, Ontario and woke up just outside Buffalo N.Y. Pretty sure there were no aliens involved.

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    The Orange Mailman  10 months ago

    Such a pain when waitresses don’t face their bills and have their drink order ready at the bar. I imagine abductors are notoriously unprepared as well.

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 months ago

    That’s so last century.

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    Japheth Stauffer  10 months ago

    Interesting, the males are carried by their midriffs, and the females like our men carry ladies.

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    Stocky One  10 months ago

    You think they haven’t probed them already? Heck, that was the first thing they did!

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    wildlandwaters  10 months ago

    Ah…serving man, I see…(and woman)

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    This is taking all the fun out of probing.

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    rodney  10 months ago

    The one benefit of prostate cancer and having it removed is I no longer have to go through probing.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    They’re very anal when it comes to protocol.

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    WilliamMedlock  10 months ago

    It’s interplanetary, but it’s intragalactic.

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    eddi-TBH  10 months ago

    “He followed me home. Can I keep him?”

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