If this is what abductees that are ready for probing and processing look like, what are the abductees like if they’re not ready for probing and processing?
Such a pain when waitresses don’t face their bills and have their drink order ready at the bar. I imagine abductors are notoriously unprepared as well.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 10 months ago
Extraterrestrial “ransomware”.
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
They’re clearly not properly briefed on diversity abduction.
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
Would you like a complimentary cookbook?
BigBoy 10 months ago
Zogdar TSA
jr1234 10 months ago
Where are all the people who claimed on Coast to Coast AM that they have been abducted.
Tell us your stories on here.
Tigressy 10 months ago
I highly recommend the movie “Paul”. – Not necessarily strip-related, but fun.
Tigressy 10 months ago
“As for married couples – you lucky Zorks!”
mourdac Premium Member 10 months ago
Is there an express line, 10 abductees or less?
Nuliajuk 10 months ago
If you’re arrested at this spaceport, do you get probation?
Doug K 10 months ago
If this is what abductees that are ready for probing and processing look like, what are the abductees like if they’re not ready for probing and processing?
ComicLover2 Premium Member 10 months ago
Is it karma when a proctologist gets abducted by the greys?
formathe 10 months ago
I once went to a party in Brampton, Ontario and woke up just outside Buffalo N.Y. Pretty sure there were no aliens involved.
The Orange Mailman 10 months ago
Such a pain when waitresses don’t face their bills and have their drink order ready at the bar. I imagine abductors are notoriously unprepared as well.
Radish the wordsmith 10 months ago
That’s so last century.
Japheth Stauffer 10 months ago
Interesting, the males are carried by their midriffs, and the females like our men carry ladies.
Stocky One 10 months ago
You think they haven’t probed them already? Heck, that was the first thing they did!
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
Ah…serving man, I see…(and woman)
cuzinron47 10 months ago
This is taking all the fun out of probing.
rodney 10 months ago
The one benefit of prostate cancer and having it removed is I no longer have to go through probing.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
They’re very anal when it comes to protocol.
WilliamMedlock 10 months ago
It’s interplanetary, but it’s intragalactic.
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
“He followed me home. Can I keep him?”