If this is what abductees that are ready for probing and processing look like, what are the abductees like if they’re not ready for probing and processing?
Such a pain when waitresses don’t face their bills and have their drink order ready at the bar. I imagine abductors are notoriously unprepared as well.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 11 months ago
Extraterrestrial “ransomware”.
Ratkin Premium Member 11 months ago
They’re clearly not properly briefed on diversity abduction.
Yakety Sax 11 months ago
Would you like a complimentary cookbook?
BigBoy 11 months ago
Zogdar TSA
jr1234 11 months ago
Where are all the people who claimed on Coast to Coast AM that they have been abducted.
Tell us your stories on here.
Tigressy 11 months ago
I highly recommend the movie “Paul”. – Not necessarily strip-related, but fun.
Tigressy 11 months ago
“As for married couples – you lucky Zorks!”
mourdac Premium Member 11 months ago
Is there an express line, 10 abductees or less?
Nuliajuk 11 months ago
If you’re arrested at this spaceport, do you get probation?
Doug K 11 months ago
If this is what abductees that are ready for probing and processing look like, what are the abductees like if they’re not ready for probing and processing?
ComicLover2 Premium Member 11 months ago
Is it karma when a proctologist gets abducted by the greys?
formathe 11 months ago
I once went to a party in Brampton, Ontario and woke up just outside Buffalo N.Y. Pretty sure there were no aliens involved.
The Orange Mailman 11 months ago
Such a pain when waitresses don’t face their bills and have their drink order ready at the bar. I imagine abductors are notoriously unprepared as well.
Radish... 11 months ago
That’s so last century.
Japheth Stauffer 11 months ago
Interesting, the males are carried by their midriffs, and the females like our men carry ladies.
Stocky One 11 months ago
You think they haven’t probed them already? Heck, that was the first thing they did!
wildlandwaters 11 months ago
Ah…serving man, I see…(and woman)
cuzinron47 11 months ago
This is taking all the fun out of probing.
rodney 11 months ago
The one benefit of prostate cancer and having it removed is I no longer have to go through probing.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
They’re very anal when it comes to protocol.
WilliamMedlock 11 months ago
It’s interplanetary, but it’s intragalactic.
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
“He followed me home. Can I keep him?”