Edge City by Terry and Patty LaBan for January 02, 2024

Uh, false advertising?

cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted as an overly heavy-handed metaphor within the context of the thematic material a bit on the frenetic and frantic side with interesting rhythmic devices which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor utilizing a novel imaging technique known as positron emission tomography and the spontaneous nondenominational conceptions

Perhaps Midlife Crisis should play near a door. In case a quick getaway is needed. Clash fans might be just a tiny bit disappointed when the music starts.

Earliest use of Deepfake.

This will not end well.

…oh. Talk about setting the bar a little high for them then, Clive. You could’ve at least told them to prepare a set of Clash songs in advance then.