JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 04, 2024

Brace yourself, Sockness. Here comes Mortimer.

One way to get a dog to take a bath!

That’s a tough little monster.

Aooogah! Aooogah! Dive! Dive!

YAY for not retiring, Sockness!!

This is pretty surreal…is that a disembodied leg? if not, who is inside the sock?

Mortimer won’t stop until the Sock Ness Monster is destroyed.

So the “retirement” was a ruse to try to get Mortimer to stop attacking?

Jordan? The Sock Ness Monster is going to go play baseball now?

I’m curious as to just where Joe is. Under water? Talking through his hand? That’s one talented guy.

Yeah,and most of the greats hang on for years after they SHOULD have retired.

Yikes! Quite the Splashy exit strategy!

Just freaking TRAIN THE DOG! Or lock him outside!

And neither can Mortimer!

After being elected to the Hall of Fame, Baltimore Orioles great Jim Palmer made a comeback. It did not end well, but at least it ended swiftly.