Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for January 01, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  11 months ago

    From Not Always Right: Sherlock Hemlock Solves The Case

    (I am the customer in this story. It’s New Year’s Day and my mom’s family has a tradition where one cooks ham hocks and beans for good luck. I’m at the store and can’t find the ham hock.)

    Me: “Excuse me.”

    Employee: “Yes?”

    Me: “Can you tell me where to find the hemlock please?”

    Employee: “What?”

    Me: “The hemlock.”

    Employee: pause “What do you need it for?”

    Me: “Oh, my family is coming over today and my mom is going to put it in beans.”

    Employee: “Could you describe it for me?”

    Me: “Um, it’s a part of a pig, attached to the leg—”

    Employee: “Ham hock! Right this way.”

    Not my story

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    m b  11 months ago

    Happy New Year To All

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    Happy New Year!

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    Jeffin Premium Member 11 months ago

    There’ll be hell toupee too.

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    angier3824 Premium Member 11 months ago

    I went to bed at my usual time last night and was woken up by numerous loud bangs. They were close by and I was scared, thought I should call the police. Then looked at the clock and it was 12:01- and I realized it was New Years! Can you imagine if I had called the police! Well, the neighbors had not had a big display like that before!

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    wildlandwaters  11 months ago

    …hence the term “old gang”!

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