Monty by Jim Meddick for January 10, 2024

Nailed it!

Must be one of those genetic mutations!

https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2007/06/11

Somewhat apprehensive about the gaseous risk of holding Fleshy bottom-up.

At my wedding in 1982, I gave my groomsmen Swiss army knives.

Does your cat lay around the house & sleep all day, then get the new Ronco Swiss Army Adapter for your feline, does not include batteries.

Is the foil cutter in the rear?

We had a cat, he came with 16 razor sharp knives.

Fleshy very surprised to just learn he was an army brat of Swiss extraction.

Fleshy doesn’t look old enough to serve in the Swiss army!

Speaking of Artificial Intelligence and cats (were we?), did you see the AI cat door exhibited at the recent CES? That new cat door would open to allow the cat inside only if it recognized it and if the cat wasn’t carrying anything in its mouth! No fooling.

This looks more like a feature for the robot. Cat claws are specifically designed for winkling prey out of small holes, climbing and making blinding slashes.

Let’s see Fleshy retract those! :)

Cat claws I’ve ever known were evolved for the purpose that someday humans will have furniture, and it will be clawed and shredded.

Yeah, and Monty’s looking right at the pencil sharpener, too.

Has our friend Fleshy been genetically altered for Monty’s convenience, to serve as a “Swiss Army cat”?! Oh, the horror!