Be careful. A lot of so called Christians have never read the book they worship. They might believe you.
Need to build an Ark? I Noah guy!!!!
And that is only number 8 on the list of God’s Top 10 Practical Jokes!
Yeah right. Wait til you see what Job has to endure because of a stupid bet.
“What’s a cubit?”
Forgot????…….jump thru a hoop!!
He tries to ignore God, but to Noah vail.
Some DUI tests are tough.
God hasn’t pulled such a funny practical joke since the “kill your kid because I ordered you to” gag he played on Abraham.
My BIble says seven pairs of clean animals and one pair of unclean animals. This is problematic, as the division between clean and unclean won’t be promulgated until the next book of the Bible, specifically Exodus xxxiv.
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cracker65 10 months ago
Be careful. A lot of so called Christians have never read the book they worship. They might believe you.
Kiba65 10 months ago
Need to build an Ark? I Noah guy!!!!
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
And that is only number 8 on the list of God’s Top 10 Practical Jokes!
Tigressy 10 months ago
Yeah right. Wait til you see what Job has to endure because of a stupid bet.
Teto85 Premium Member 10 months ago
“What’s a cubit?”
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
Forgot????…….jump thru a hoop!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
He tries to ignore God, but to Noah vail.
braindead Premium Member 10 months ago
Some DUI tests are tough.
paullp Premium Member 10 months ago
God hasn’t pulled such a funny practical joke since the “kill your kid because I ordered you to” gag he played on Abraham.
AndrewSihler 10 months ago
My BIble says seven pairs of clean animals and one pair of unclean animals. This is problematic, as the division between clean and unclean won’t be promulgated until the next book of the Bible, specifically Exodus xxxiv.
gmu328 10 months ago
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