Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 15, 2008

You can run a sale. Bury two for the price of one!

my husband and i saw a sign outside a cemetery. I swear it said by one plot get one free…(limit 12). We couldn’t believe our eyes. I even to a picture of it, to convince our family that we saw it…. lol

Nothing spells profit like certain death.

So the doctor invests in death and the king lives off taxes - all the sure things are taken!

The doc’s right! Whatever else people do, they’re always going to be dying!

Sooner or later the analysts and brokers will mess this market up too…ever heard of plot manipulation?

It almost seems counter-productive, investing in a dying market.

Like the old joke says, cemeteries are the only place that everyone’s dying to get into. Ba-dum-dum

There’s no business like death business.

When the cost of living gets too high, we have to make sacrifices & start to give things up. A bit extreme though…