I once had a good paying job as a pencil pusher for a large American company. Then one day, the powers that be decided that the pencil pushing could be done for a lot less money in India. Goodbye job. I won’t mention the company’s name but their initials are United Rentals. Oops.
Gent 5 months ago
Hey kids! Learns how to draw corporate Doug. And gets promoted so that you can slogs away even more hours than you is do now!
danketaz Premium Member 5 months ago
Oh no! You’ve lost the Gazpacho Shack account!
wrd2255 5 months ago
A wee bit too close to reality. Oh, and the auditors are coming tomorrow. Gotta go, good luck!
WaitingMan 5 months ago
I once had a good paying job as a pencil pusher for a large American company. Then one day, the powers that be decided that the pencil pushing could be done for a lot less money in India. Goodbye job. I won’t mention the company’s name but their initials are United Rentals. Oops.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 5 months ago
Boss would would have a project sitting on his desk for 3 months. Then when you got it, you had a whole week to get it done!
dfischer348 Premium Member 5 months ago
And if you can read the answers without turning your head upside down you have a future in Sales !
willie_mctell 5 months ago
When I was about 7 I asked my dad about the bump on his middle finger. He said it was his pencil pushing callus.
norphos 5 months ago
Good thing I can read upside down, kind of hard to turn a monitor over.