Cry brown tears onto shoe and polish.
Take them off next time at the beach and go barefoot.
Saddle soap does a nice job as well, but few people know of its virtues.
Too late for Abelard, that helpful Hint From Heloise.
At the sea, I sea water.
…As a former snow plower for the state…
…salt and salt prine we a way of life…
…as The Clash says…
…Coke as life to where there isn’t any…
You could also try a wet magic eraser. Be sure you made it wet with fresh water, though.
soda – what can’t it do?
Dah Dah is waaaattcchhhiiiiiinnnnngggg.
And somewhere, in the back of your minds, there is a magical manic crab, singing “Under the Sea”.
Now, use vinegar!
whistle while you work. da- da – da – da- fa – Dah ..
Aaaccckk! Better brown shoes than a piece of furniture! Coasters are trending! ☺️
Oh da stain.
Household hints from Heloise or wherever that soda fountain guy is from right here in this multi-purpose strip!
dahdahism?
Old Brown-shoe Navy trick.
does he have x ray eyes ?
Brown shoes don’t make it
Quit school, why fake it?
Brown shoes don’t make it.
TV dinner by the pool
I’m so glad I stayed in school.
Today’s mystery number is ‘8.’ Double bonus points if you picked up on its resemblance to a bow tie.
I more than soda like this composition!
How about water rings from varnished furniture.
With salt extracting vision. Cool!
Surely Mort Walker had a name for those dashed lines from the eyes to the shoes.
https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/The_Lexicon_of_Comicana
I prefer to leave my shoes for the dance floor, and use my flippers for an ocean swim. Dah Dah.
Got a salt-free shiny kick out of this!
Soda may also be used in shoes to counteract the acidic effects of eccrine sweat gland secretions.
There, there, DahDah. It’s really quite simple. I do not have any brown shoes! And when I see sea water, should I immerse, I do so shoelessly. Forsooth!
Earthling Premium Member 9 months ago
Cry brown tears onto shoe and polish.
Ubintold 9 months ago
Take them off next time at the beach and go barefoot.
The Old Wolf 9 months ago
Saddle soap does a nice job as well, but few people know of its virtues.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Too late for Abelard, that helpful Hint From Heloise.
Imagine 9 months ago
At the sea, I sea water.
3hourtour Premium Member 9 months ago
…As a former snow plower for the state…
…salt and salt prine we a way of life…
…as The Clash says…
…Coke as life to where there isn’t any…
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
You could also try a wet magic eraser. Be sure you made it wet with fresh water, though.
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
soda – what can’t it do?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
Dah Dah is waaaattcchhhiiiiiinnnnngggg.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago
And somewhere, in the back of your minds, there is a magical manic crab, singing “Under the Sea”.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Now, use vinegar!
charles9156 9 months ago
whistle while you work. da- da – da – da- fa – Dah ..
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Aaaccckk! Better brown shoes than a piece of furniture! Coasters are trending! ☺️
Rev Phnk Ey 9 months ago
Oh da stain.
UltraLameFest2 9 months ago
Household hints from Heloise or wherever that soda fountain guy is from right here in this multi-purpose strip!
ericlscott creator 9 months ago
dahdahism?
gigagrouch 9 months ago
Old Brown-shoe Navy trick.
lemonbaskt 9 months ago
does he have x ray eyes ?
Radish the wordsmith 9 months ago
Brown shoes don’t make it
Quit school, why fake it?
Brown shoes don’t make it.
TV dinner by the pool
I’m so glad I stayed in school.
coltish1. 9 months ago
Today’s mystery number is ‘8.’ Double bonus points if you picked up on its resemblance to a bow tie.
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
I more than soda like this composition!
willie_mctell 9 months ago
How about water rings from varnished furniture.
lawguy05 9 months ago
With salt extracting vision. Cool!
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member 9 months ago
Surely Mort Walker had a name for those dashed lines from the eyes to the shoes.
https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/The_Lexicon_of_Comicana
6turtle9 9 months ago
I prefer to leave my shoes for the dance floor, and use my flippers for an ocean swim. Dah Dah.
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Got a salt-free shiny kick out of this!
Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago
Soda may also be used in shoes to counteract the acidic effects of eccrine sweat gland secretions.
Sisyphos 9 months ago
There, there, DahDah. It’s really quite simple. I do not have any brown shoes! And when I see sea water, should I immerse, I do so shoelessly. Forsooth!