Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 11, 2024

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    rob.home  10 months ago

    I’m with Ralph, here. Used to have similar problems.

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    Yakety Sax  10 months ago

    Late Wife: Why don’t you ever help me cook?

    Me: Okay. I’ll help.

    Her ten seconds later MOVE!

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    angelolady Premium Member 10 months ago

    What is the Dragnet connection?

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    Macushlalondra  10 months ago

    I wish more women saw through this but they don’t and that’s how we get stuck with everything. Men do a lousy job of something, she gets fed up so he’s off the hook and that’s great for him. But he ends up with a tired, cranky, irritated and bitter wife and doesn’t understand why. So it’s a lose/lose situation for both of them.

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    Dave427  10 months ago

    Ralph handled it like a boss yet again.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago

    My ex wife was impatient in demanding things. I would ask her, “do you want it done right or do you want it now!!?? She would reply, “I want it done right now!!”

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    Frankie5466  10 months ago

    If she’s gonna be that ridiculously anal about it then she can just do it herself! “Never been so embarrassed in all my life”?! Over a stamp? What a drama queen, what a Hyacinth Bucket lol

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    Indiana Guy  10 months ago

    It’s one thing to be incompetent at something. But it’s a special low to purposefully mess something up just to get out being asked to do it in the future. That only applies to family matters. But passive-aggressive techniques like that are great in the workplace.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Clever, Ralph!

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    i_am_the_jam  10 months ago

    How did they fall in love in the first place?

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    RobinHood  10 months ago

    714 very good.

    And who complains about the stamp on a Christmas Card envelope in February?

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    jagedlo  10 months ago

    Unfortunately, no names were changed to protect the innocent…

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    That’s one way to get out of the little task!

    Keep flubbing up until they’ll do it themselves!

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 10 months ago

    Shouldn’t this be a Friday strip?

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    Did he fake Covid to get out of wrapping in ’21?

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 10 months ago

    The husband of a friend of mine used this strategy for anything he didn’t want to do. He made a point of washing the dishes terribly, folding the laundry badly, that’s sort of thing. Not too long into the marriage, he had an ideal situation – his wife did all those pesky chores while he watched TV.

    Things were going so great, he was truly astonished when she filed for divorce.

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    jconnors3954  10 months ago

    Learn from the master!

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    1953Baby  10 months ago

    On the road to Earl. . .

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    del_grande Premium Member 10 months ago

    I’m surprised she didn’t complain that it was a “generic Holidays” stamp instead of a “Christmas” stamp. Yes, USPS puts out both each year; the Christmas stamp is almost always a painting of the Madonna and Child, and the Holidays stamp is something more secular (I think 2023 was snow globes, and 2022 was Christmas elves).

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    hooglah  10 months ago

    Don’t send her one next year.

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    The Fly Hunter  10 months ago

    If I tried that tactic with my wife she would make me keep doing it until I did it right.

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    Well the card made it to her so he did his job.

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    ♫ Teach you’re children well ♫

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    WilliamMedlock  10 months ago

    “I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life.” Oh, you must have.

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    suelou  10 months ago

    Why do wives always treat their husbands like that in cartoons?

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    CrimsonOne18  10 months ago

    Why are y’all all taking this so seriously? It’s a funny cartoon. I love it!

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    wildlandwaters  10 months ago

    …now why did I already know he did that on purpose???

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    Jaythor  6 months ago

    I would not let anyone talk to me like that. Spouse or not.

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