Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 04, 2024

Never release your strong tailwind into a stronger headwind.

Wind your head on tight.

You even need to allow for a cross wind.

Don’t spit into the wind, either.

So that was my mistake!

And don’t squat with your spurs on.

…say it…

…don’t spray it…

…you don’t mess around with Jim…

…old punch line…

…now I go to the Jim first thing every morning…

…three words: …

… The Big Lebowski …

…yes…

…but is it art?…

…of course…

…(and a Trojan horse)…

…Frog Applause is better than crickets chirping any day…

…but once a knight is not enough…

My two sisters released my mother’s ashes just as a sudden headwind came up. I nearly relieved myself laughing.

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.

Thank you, Teresa, for your words of whiz-dom

Turn around, bright eyes.

May your stream of consciousness be always down wind.

Good advice. Jerry Jeff Walker (R.I.P.) beat you to it.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=6QgNzTN-STA

never say “never”. it may come to pass

And don’t pee on electric fences…don’t ask me how I know.

Which end? Does it matter?

Yellow snow anyone?

Very good advice indeed!

Or out the back window of a moving station wagon.

Well, Miss Teresa, here in the comments (specifically on the FA of Nov. 27, 2023) I mentioned your mention on “Warped,” complete with link, from the prior day or so. I know it sounds a lot like “I told you so;” please forgive me.

sky writing?

It’s true what they say….don’t spit on the ceiling or it will come down on your face! LMAO! ☺️

Howard? Hope you’re ok! ❤️

Why? The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind…

Go with the flow, Moe.

I’ve learned that lesson the hard way

We hired a boat to scatter my mom’s ashes at sea. Went out past the Golden Gate bridge and stopped. When my turn came I faced the wrong way. Fortunately I didn’t get any in my eyes.

Everyone knows you pee to the lee.

Not unless you want to get tinkle sprinkled.

Big JIM Walker, Treetop Lover.

Don’t Mess Around, cause what Mess you will make.

A Pee U-Turn.

The harder they fall.

Spinners Beware.

Golden showers bring Froglandian flowers.

That’s a warning Will Robertson. My circuits are all wet from watching your rear.

Will has a handsome butt.

Pooper’s and Stripers is a thong a gong.

I asked why not?

He said, “Soak it up laddie”!

Would it be, Chunky, a tuna, or Chunky, a candy bar"?

That’s a good Joe Rock Head Wind Formation.

Coffee and puppy breath…

Sweetie Petey bee bid be be.

Acception, Running The Budweiser Mile w/Gomer Pyle.

’That’s All Folks’

Three you die in a horse house.

It’s getting so p-cycling is as hard as e-cycling. Do you think Best Buy restrooms are open to the public?

I am relieved to know this.

Not much need be said—certainly, no “graphic details”—, but the Truth of this admonition cannot be disputed. Indeed, I can testify from experience whilst trekking the remote wilderness….

…never?…

…not even if you were alone on a beach and a jellyfish stung you on the chest?…

…not even if you caught yourself on fire on top of Old Smokey?…

…what if you would win $1,000,000.⁰⁰ on Survivor?…

…what if you won the a lifetime free subscription to GoComics?…

…how about to impress your sheep?…

…to make a tik tok video?…

… because you can’t tell me what to do…

…it’s my Constitutional right…

…but it’s the trickle down theory…

…what if I called it rain?…

…but FOXNews(sic) told me to…

…not allowing me to relieve myself into a strong headwind has ruined my childhood…

…but you are allowed to do it if you purchase Frog Applause Plus…

Go toilet on the mountain

Over the hills and everywhere