The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 16, 2024

i yam what i am Olive!

She knew they were in trouble when that music started playing.

“I yam what I yam!!!”

He shouldn’t have invited Bluto to the same party with Popeye

“Well Blow Me Down”!

Did not know Popeye was a party crasher!

I yam what I yam!

Olive Oyl has put on some weight.

Another night of spinach-fueled rage.

That old sailor occasionally DOES sin bad.

He yis what he yis.

Note to self: Never serve spinach if you’ve invited Popeye.

Love the steak on the eye.

An’ then that crazy music started playin’…

Yuk,Yuk,Yuk,Yuk !

Welll! It was just calling my name……what’s a person to do? ☺️

Funny

Switching him to a hemp diet!

?

Time to restart the 12 step program Popeye.

Was he upset because of the artichokes?

and you´re still banned from the greengrocers!

Strong to the finich…

He’s no chicken Popeye.

“I Yam what I yam”.

Poopdeck Pappy sez: “Shaddup, lath-legs!”

Somebody spiked the dip.

I yam what I yam!

So, the other party goers were all bad guys (he never beat up any good guys)?

Aaaarrrk ark ark ark ark ark!!!…(at least that’s how I remember his laugh as a kid!)

He yam what he yam, Olive.

Time to join Spinach Anomymous.

All before pull top cans…

Musta bin reel good if he had to fight to try it!…

21 yams so far. No Oyl. Nobody wants yam fries !

…i’m trying to imagine worse things than a spinach-artichoke dip

Had the same problem with my spouse. Except it was VODKA.

I don’t blame him. Fouling up perfectly good spinach with … with … ARTICHOKE!!!

How come Popeye’s doesn’t put spinach in its chicken sandwich?

Hoots Toots!

I’ve heard the REPORTS!