Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 18, 2024

Cat got your tongue?

He should not have opened his meowf!

A mild lisp.

Just a slight Appalachian accent is all..

Cats don’t “meow” at each other. They only talk to their staff with “meow.”

I meant to say ‘Hsss and Pfffft!’ Yeah, that’s it.

It’s just my dogma.

The two tails weren’t a clue?

Run, Rex!

Rex speaks Feline with a Canine accent.

Cat with a lisp

We had a dog that wanted a cat: she didn’t chase them; just sat with them,… and ate their food! Eventually some feral cats obliged.

He’s indognito.

Hey! The litter box is empty!

That and the fact someone shouted “Mouse” and he didn’t blink

My childhood dog would occasionally make a “meow” sound. We joked that she was bilingual ☺️

New friends can be hard to make.

I understand the motive when a wolf does this — dressing up as a sheep to get closer to his prey — but the dog dressing as a cat? Species identity issues? He’s a cat born into a dog’s body?