Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 16, 2024

Should we change his name to Bagel Rockit?

There is probably no better feeding ground for them in the universe.

So much stoooopidity …… so little time!!!

/SHMIRK/

Silly Brewster. It’s much easier to toast your bread with a hairdryer.

I should have named my orange cat, Brewster. The other day I opened the door on the microwave and he jumped in.

I wonder what they call their species. Are they the Bacilli, or perhaps Bacillians?

Would be nice if they’d consume it in some way and leave smarter people behind.

Just imagine… all mankind as a source of nourishment!

And they haven’t even met Cliff yet! ☺

Send them to Iowa.

They were all over Iowa recently.

They followed me home, can I keep them?

What is that big orange blob they’re hovering over?

I better hide.

Too bad they don’t consume stupidity, maybe that would leave Brewster sorta normal.

Ha! The good news is , if they overeat, they explode.

You have to use the bagel setting.

Just like the girl who thought she could perm her hair with gorilla glue….

So they crave a lack of brains? Great Scott! They’re reverse-zombies!

A gentleman wearing Versace

Ate with gusto and got it all splotchy.

In a hurry, he tried

Using water and dried

It most foolishly, with a hibachi.

—me