Kliban by B. Kliban for January 31, 2024

Benjamin Button taking up art in his old age.

Dorian’s art studio.

The official portrait painter for high-ranking members of the American Congress.

Zat Joe?

I can’t say that I have even the most remote idea of what Kliban is attempting to say here.

Submitted for your consideration…

A painter named Dorian and his penchant for brushing away the streaks of time, one portrait at a time — in The Twilight Zone.

Everybody looks disgruntled.

Dorian Grey: The Early Years