Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 14, 2024

and Har Har Har goes Chalkie.

Serves Andy right!

It IS hilarious!

Be careful, Flo—your worthless bum may just push the ladder away in retaliation, leaving you dangling from the window sill.

I’d sleep with one eye open mate. or risk changing your name to Bobbit

How could you cheat at darts?

I’m guessing that wasn’t on his bucket list.

Canal Water #5

The bucket lady!

Wrong time.

He was being THROWN out of several bars!!

Cheat? Foot not behind the Toe Line or called the Oche Line. Lying about 3 dart shot score. Substracting more than score. Interfering/Bothering another shooter by loud talk, or fake coughing/sneeze or walking toward dart board as a person is throwing or even old days of blowing cigarette smoke toward dart thrower. We know Andy is too much of a gentleman to cheat – right?

Oi, Andy! That’s not Flo and quit peeping up her skirt! Dilly! Dilly!

Definitely a double daily…

Andy underestimated Flo’s sense of humor!

“Flo! You’ve forgotten your knickers!”

Good for Flo!

His nose isn’t red yet today so he can enjoy the full irony of the situation.

So that’s why Flo keeps him around, for comic relief.

She’s better at “buckets” than Andy at any sport he takes a stab at.

Saved him a trip to the canal.

After Flo finishes cleaning the windows, she should clean Andy’s clock, & clean it good & HARD!

How about, “Lass… you forgot to put on your knickers today!”

Andy deserved that because he’s such a drip. He’s all washed up.

Don’t blame Flo you deserved the bucket of water

Too bad it wasn’t boiling oil

He really is a scabby piece of work. Great strip