Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 29, 2024

That’s only if the mime’s name is Miranda…..

I always wanted to give a speeding ticket to The Little Old Lady From Pasadena.

Just once, I’d like for one of the police dashcam videos, to show a cop telling some, "We’ve been trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty.

It’ll haunt you to grave!

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

I was kidnaped by mimes once.

They did unspeakable things too me!

Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school

Never to be heard from again.

I was just diagnosed with Mime disease…

I’m speechless.

I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.

I never heard them coming.

“Son you’re just not cut out to be a mime.”

“Is it something I said?”

“Yes.”

Or … in the interrogation room, “We have ways of making you talk.”

Get back to your own strip, Plugger!

During a traffic stop, a cop arrested a lawyer for complying with his commands silently.

I wonder if she rolled her eyes when he Marandized her?

I do not wonder how things went for the cop in court. Badly. They went very badly.

Michael Harris: You know what they say, “All the world loves a mime.”

Dick Loudon: No, it’s, “All the world loves a clown.” People try to run over mimes.

best mime ever- Harpo Marx

Now that is funny

But since you’re a mime, anything you say will be held against you in court.

Scorpion pit!

Goals.

There was a mime out on the street handing out flyers for a Bastille Day party. I looked him in the eye and said, “I don’t know, I don’t speak French.” He almost laughed.