What? Petey uzually speaks in complete sentences. The statement in which he implied that he doesn’t speak in complete sentences was a complete sentence.
At my uncle’s memorial service my cousin’s daughter was wearing high spike heels, and she walked like an angel floating down the hall. How do women DO that? I hope shoes with heels like that don’t screw up their spines later in life.
Gandalf 11 months ago
Maybe she’d give him lessons?
joegeethree 11 months ago
Who will Viola choose? Love triangles can get messy.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 11 months ago
What? Petey uzually speaks in complete sentences. The statement in which he implied that he doesn’t speak in complete sentences was a complete sentence.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Aaaaah HA! Ernesto , the culprit. Is in love with Viola!
timinwsac Premium Member 11 months ago
And so it starts.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
If she is that big, offer her your sandwich…
ObsiWan Premium Member 11 months ago
Wait….! A SECOND female notices Petey!?! The plot thickens!
Spiffy 11 months ago
Careful, Petey. If you smush that sandwich and then eat it, your world pickiness rating will plummet!
norphos 11 months ago
At my uncle’s memorial service my cousin’s daughter was wearing high spike heels, and she walked like an angel floating down the hall. How do women DO that? I hope shoes with heels like that don’t screw up their spines later in life.