Strange Brew by John Deering for January 19, 2024

At least they’re still doing 30 day memberships. It’s when they cross that out and pencil in ‘pay as you go’ that you should head for the hills.

Someone should stand at the door asking for all worldly possessions.

Long ago I had a girlfriend with quite large boobs (long before large boobs could be purchased). She’d named them “Lefty and Doomaflotchie” for some reason or other. Now, even after all these decades, whenever I see or hear the word “doom,” I think of those beauties, the right one in particular.

Actually, I only need a 29-day membership now.

The Colour Out of Space paint store.

There will be one on every corner.

Donald J. Trump, proprietor.

If I’m in that cult, armageddon the hell out!

Like gym memberships. That’s how they getcha.

Refunds if doom comes sooner?

“Your money cheerfully refunded if Nibiru doesn’t hit us.”