Meta For Cafe eh. Looks like quite a social place eh. Who makes the foods there? FaceCook? Whats the App to orders foods from there? How fast is they serves Instaham?
This is as funny as the day is long. Remember, i before e, except after the fall. A penny saved is hard to find. Don’t cross the bridge with a horse of a different color.
Superfrog 10 months ago
Just don’t cross your bridges before they hatch.
blunebottle 10 months ago
Ralph! Sliced Spam is great!
nancyb creator 10 months ago
One of those mixes was in Disney’s Pinocchio.
Gent 10 months ago
Meta-force be with you.
nancyb creator 10 months ago
Don’t look a bird in the hand in the mouth.
Gent 10 months ago
Meta For Cafe eh. Looks like quite a social place eh. Who makes the foods there? FaceCook? Whats the App to orders foods from there? How fast is they serves Instaham?
pat sandy creator 10 months ago
this is metafunny!
Doug K 10 months ago
An apple a day saves nine.
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
Wow! Reading all of those was like trying to thread a needle in haystack!
timinwsac Premium Member 10 months ago
I’m pretty smart but I aint no rocket surgeon.
MAGA Premium Member 10 months ago
I just enjoy them!
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Never spit on the ceiling for it will come down in your face!
~Italian better when spoken in Italian!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 10 months ago
A plate full off egg-centricity.
ladykat 10 months ago
Those metaphors are very badly mixed. Try stirring them again.
Lee26 Premium Member 10 months ago
These mixed metaphors were funnier than lipstick on a pig.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 10 months ago
This is as funny as the day is long. Remember, i before e, except after the fall. A penny saved is hard to find. Don’t cross the bridge with a horse of a different color.
Bill Löhr Premium Member 10 months ago
My favorite: “it’s as plain as the egg on your face”; runner up “…sliced spam.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to bite the hand that feeds you.
rklittle Premium Member 10 months ago
brilliant comic today, thanks
mpolo11 Premium Member 10 months ago
Thanks all for the comments!
mpolo11 Premium Member 10 months ago
Let them eat their words.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Mixed metaphors are like deliciously funny!
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
I USED to like my metaphors straight …!
zeexenon 10 months ago
Jimmy, ha I’ve got your nose, and I’ve blown it.
zeexenon 10 months ago
Do you walk to work, or do you carry your lunch? (My pop’s attempts, c. 1949.)
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 10 months ago
The late former Texas Governor Ann Richards once said of the first President George Bush that he was “born with a silver foot in his mouth.”
goboboyd 10 months ago
Proof, it’s not rocket surgery.
Chris Sherlock 10 months ago
Do they sell mixed metaphors anywhere and, if so, are they edible?
The Tooninator creator 10 months ago
A lot of them are jumping to contusions. Great toon!