Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 18, 2024

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    Superfrog  10 months ago

    Just don’t cross your bridges before they hatch.

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    blunebottle  10 months ago

    Ralph! Sliced Spam is great!

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    nancyb creator 10 months ago

    One of those mixes was in Disney’s Pinocchio.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Meta-force be with you.

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    nancyb creator 10 months ago

    Don’t look a bird in the hand in the mouth.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Meta For Cafe eh. Looks like quite a social place eh. Who makes the foods there? FaceCook? Whats the App to orders foods from there? How fast is they serves Instaham?

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    pat sandy creator 10 months ago

    this is metafunny!

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    An apple a day saves nine.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Wow! Reading all of those was like trying to thread a needle in haystack!

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    timinwsac Premium Member 10 months ago

    I’m pretty smart but I aint no rocket surgeon.

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    MAGA Premium Member 10 months ago

    I just enjoy them!

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Never spit on the ceiling for it will come down in your face!

    ~Italian better when spoken in Italian!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  10 months ago

    A plate full off egg-centricity.

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Those metaphors are very badly mixed. Try stirring them again.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 10 months ago

    These mixed metaphors were funnier than lipstick on a pig.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 10 months ago

    This is as funny as the day is long. Remember, i before e, except after the fall. A penny saved is hard to find. Don’t cross the bridge with a horse of a different color.

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member 10 months ago

    My favorite: “it’s as plain as the egg on your face”; runner up “…sliced spam.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to bite the hand that feeds you.

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    rklittle Premium Member 10 months ago

    brilliant comic today, thanks

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Thanks all for the comments!

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Let them eat their words.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago

    Mixed metaphors are like deliciously funny!

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    Howard'sMyHero  10 months ago

    I USED to like my metaphors straight …!

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    Jimmy, ha I’ve got your nose, and I’ve blown it.

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    Do you walk to work, or do you carry your lunch? (My pop’s attempts, c. 1949.)

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 10 months ago

    The late former Texas Governor Ann Richards once said of the first President George Bush that he was “born with a silver foot in his mouth.”

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    goboboyd  10 months ago

    Proof, it’s not rocket surgery.

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    Chris Sherlock  10 months ago

    Do they sell mixed metaphors anywhere and, if so, are they edible?

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    The Tooninator creator 10 months ago

    A lot of them are jumping to contusions. Great toon!

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