Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 19, 2024

Everyone knows that it’s in the water.

Something must have been up in the air.

Yup. Her kegs.

Poor guy was caught wearing her panties.

Not contagious? Have you ever seen the waiting room of an OB/GYN?

He isn’t leaving because he’s worried about catching something. He’s off to have a few strong words with your baby daddy.

“C’mon, Jan … you’re not afraid you’ll puncture anything, are you? That’s a laugh! No, wait! I didn’t mean to insinuate … oh, darn!”

Ann just needs to bring some balance to The Force by bring out her Butch side a bit more.

I just think he’s in touch with his “It Wasn’t Me” Side…

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Seems like Jan is scurrying off in a snit. Not very manly.

He must have just recently taken a Biology class (ifyouknowwhatImean)…

He said that without a pregnant pause.

I swear I was wearing the same sweater as Jan a couple of days ago. It was my boyfriend’s but it shrank in the wash.

Contagious? Just wear a mask.

and not his intelligent side

Jan was afraid he would give birth to the reincaration of Mohammed.

It’s not contagious, but it is s3xually transmitted.

It would’ve been really funny some years ago, but considering the current… er… “culture”, the joke raises too many concerns.

Talk about a chicken-sh¡t! LMAO

Pregnancies, contagions…there are lifelong consequences to both…

Life is contagious.