Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 24, 2024

And what’s worse, you’ll have to go there again and again and again…

My favorite holiday!

EEEEEEEWWWW!!! Ground groundhog.

Does that mean that it will be cancelled when pigs fly?

Dang funny!

The Feldmans have always been mischievous rebels.

I’d prefer sausage over hotdogs 364 days a year.

When I was teaching about weather, I would sometimes refer to February 2nd as “Ground Fog(’s) Day”.

Hoop-Dee-Doo, I hear a polka and my troubles are through.

Groan…

Nice. From now on I’m eating sausage on Feb 2 just to make this joke

And use peta bread.

Oy! That’s the prime time to make sausage…and hang it in the attic or in fridge to dry.

If you think about it the whole idea of groundhogs day is rather silly. After all you don’t need a groundhog at all, you can use anything to cast a shadow. If the sun is out=shadow if the sun is not out=no shadow.

I’ve been celebrating ground hog day for close to a decade, A cold winter day is perfect for sausage, whether it’s with breakfast, on a pizza, whatever.

Now there’s a day that sounds delicious!