Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 22, 2024

I didn’t know that he was THAT hopeless. Or should I say “sappy”.

My concern is that if you turn Rip to the dark side, he may decide that he loves it and thus you’ll have a new super villain.

I wonder whether Hazy has barfed up all that root beer, yet.

Adorable? That the second biggest head me saw on a kitty. Me bets it really outer space alien wearing kitty disguise.

Yes, General, she is one cute kitty !!

I’m glad I don’t need to infiltrate an evil terror group today

KA-ADORABLE!

Well, Rip failed the first test. Then again, who wouldn’t? I doubt even the vilest of evildoers are immune to the charms of cute critters.

In the immortal words of Garfield^, Cute is disgusting! Cute rots the mind!

^ the cat, not the President. Well, probably not the President.

This is impossible. Rip can only be Rip. He will walk into their lair, his fists will start giggling and about an hour later, the general can send in the mop-up crew.

man, Rip sure is way different than he use to be