Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 23, 2024

Wrong reference?

Looks like Arlo’s atoms are mostly gathered up inside his head.

Never believe an atom. They make up everything.

Last time Arlo said that Janis ended up being carried in his arms and he said, ’You’d have made a good physicist’. Time for a little ‘pillow talk’? Arlo, you could be a ‘silver tongued devil’!

Uh oh. Arlo meet sofa. Sofa meet Arlo. You will be spending a lot of time together tonight.

I think that started badly and went downhill from there.

I, for one, am glad for all of that empty space. Without it it would be a rather crushing experience.

Its to make up for the empty space of that hole Arlo is digging for himself.

Made me think of this quote: “It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination”.

Everyone is made up of lots and lots of atoms… but some people are more equal than others.

Strike 1!!

Arlo, Arlo, stop, just stop. The hole you’re digging yourself into is nearly to bedrock. Stop before you hit it and start to tunnel.

Cellulite-inium

Janis is looking very good today.

He’s about to get his atoms scattered!!

Why has the font changed so much? I feel like they’re both SHOUTING at each other.

Arlo, your big mistake was opening your mouth…

(˘˳ʖ ˘)

“Big, fat, atoms. Is that better?”

She must have a lot of neutrons today. She should be more positive and then maybe she’ll have more protons.

Best way to argue with a woman…..don’t.

Arlo just keep quiet!

Consoling a woman who thinks she’s fat is a tough job.

Women seem to frequently turn random innocent statements into insults.

It most definitely would be a great quantity…….

my wife wears less than Janis when she weighs in.

He fails to grasp the gravity of the situation.

Close and lock the door Janis, with him on the outside. Privacy is a wonderful thing.

He definitely said too much.

I suspect that tank top is very heavy and throwing off the scale. Discuss.

no, no, you should have noted how heavy her lingerie looked so she’d remove it

I like to sneak up behind and put my big toe on the scale. Screams and laughs ensue!!

He needs to expound a bit more… if all the humans on the planet had all the empty space in their atoms removed, we’d ALL occupy a space of something like a super-dense sugar cube. Janice’s mass, without all the free space would be a “tiny” (microscopic) mote of dust.

Maybe Janis’s atoms include a lot of heavy isotopes.

You do weigh less. You don’t want to know how much you would weigh if the atoms were not full of empty space.