Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 25, 2024

Eventually, he may be popping “sewer” caps.

New York’s MTA just revealed a new gate system designed to prevent fare cheating. It’s already been hacked.

Trouble with kid-proof pill bottles is, I can’t open them.

Just put note it got vegetables inside. He no touch it then.

At first I thought they were Legos on the floor.I have told my pharmacy that there are no children in my home so stop putting those caps on my meds. I still get one every now and then. They’re so hard to get off the bottle sometimes.

Did they test these bottles with any other kids? It could be that this particular child is just very special/gifted.

But can the adults open them?

My ex used to gripe about “those kidproof lids that no one over the age of 4 can open.”

You would think they’d realize this after the first 50 or so. Flipping your lids are the kids specialty. ☺️☺️

Kids learn how to open these things as quickly as squirrels learn how to get into bird feeders…………FAST.

Dang, and there’s never a kid around when I need to open mine.

Finger print activated.

My mother always gave them to me or my brother.

When the kid gets older and gets arthritis in his hands, he won’t be able to open anything

Still … I’d rather they continue using little kids to test the bottles. They could pay them in ice cream.